Week 17: Wild Times

May 4, 2022May 5, 2022 by scruffyrube ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

Recaps

Cimarrones 1 – 3 Alebrijes

Oaxaca started out their quest for the Liga Expansion cup with a thundering win away from home. They got all the offense they needed on a pair of first half throw-ins This is a far cry from the team that started out so sloppily in the fall. There’s real hope that some silverware awaits. [Narrator’s voice: it didn’t…]

Røa 0 – 3 Rosenborg [F]

The black and white attack of Rosenborg picked up right where it left off over the weekend. A pair of thundering strikes showed that the Trolljenta still know what they’re doing in their attack. This time some of the more familiar names spearheaded the charge with Sara Kanutte Fornes now spearheading the attack and Emilie Marie Joramo picking up the slack in the midfield.

FK Vozdovac 3 – 0 Napredak

It was a heckuva 9 minute stretch for the Red Dragons against Napredak. From the 21st to the 28th minute, Vozdovac notched up 3 goals, and mercifully held themselves back from adding a further whooping to Napredak.

Emelec 1 – 3 Palmeiras [Continental-M]

You’d be right to assume that Palmeiras, one of the rising powers of Brazilian club soccer would be the beast to beat in Emelec’s Copa Libertedores group. So the loss here isn’t terribly damning. After this result, a lot depended on the game at Venezuela’s Deportivo Tachira…see below.

Punjab FC 2 – 1 Rajasthan United

Punjab won…Kurtis Guthrie scored…this is not a coincidence. Guthrie even managed to do it entirely with his feet rather than relying on his supreme height advantage to get another headed goal. Despite the strong showing, Punjab remains six points back of Gokulam FC, despite Gokulam playing two fewer matches….still…Kurtis Guthrie gives hopes to all us gangly guys.

Independents Del Valle 3 – 1 Emelec [F]

Las Electricas are struggling to find some form. With just four points in five matches, they’re looking for something that can boost them back up towards their regular post-season competition, and soon!

Alebrijes 0 – 0 Cimarrones

And with that Alebrijes won the tie and moved on to…uh…wait a second…they didn’t? Wait…What?

Hearts 0 – 0 Ross County

As ever with goalless draws, I don’t have much to say. Given County’s recent form, it’s not surprising that they hung back to stop Hearts from scoring rather than venturing out for a goal of their own. It may be effective enough to get the Stags into European competition, but fun it is not.

Hoffenheim 3 – 4 Freiburg [M]

Meanwhile, decidedly farther along the “fun” spectrum, was Freiburg’s game against Hoffenheim, which ended in a rollicking 7 goal match. The Griffin’s attack was formidable with Rolland Sallai and Woo-Yeong Jeon scoring and Christian Gunter and Lucas Holer getting a goal and an assist a pop. There were still a few too many nervy moments for keeper Mark Flekken and a very tired back line. With two weeks to go and two big matches against fellow European contenders (Union Berlin and Beyern Leverkusen) on the docket, here’s hoping to defenders getting a rest.

Grenoble 1 – 1 Amiens

I’m glad to say that Jessy Bennet was man of the match. I’m less glad to stay that he still isn’t playing for Grenoble. But the shared points will leave most of Grenoble satisfied (see the note below). Despite having two starters come off within the first half hour, they remained resilient and got the goal they needed

Rosenborg BK 0 – 1 Lyn Football [F]

Strange but true, Rosenborg now has as many losses in this season as they had in the last two seasons combined. There are some big Blakstad boots to fill and some unfortunate injuries to limit Sarah Kanutte Fornes. But we have faith that the Trolljenta will take these setbacks and grow.

Legon Cities 2 – 0 Elmina Sharks

Following Legon Cities has been an exercise in expectations unmet. But Hans Kwofie’s surge of form notching another goal in this one has been heartening to see. As Jonah Attuquaye and Kwofie connect more and more easily, Legon looks to be laying the groundwork for a strong end of the campaign and start to the next.

TSC Backa Topola 1 – 1 Vozdovac

Again the Red Dragons needed a boost from a Milos to get the job done. This week it was Milos Pantovic who saved a point with a late goal against Backa Topola.

LAFC 2 – 0 Minnesota Utd

It was late, it was long, it was offensively frustrating to see many opportunities and now results. It was a typical trip to LA for Minnesota.

Churchill Brothers 2 – 1 Punjab FC

For the first time in a long time, Kurtis Guthrie scored but Punjab came away without any points. This is a disturbing trend that must be stopped as soon as possible. (Good thing the season ends soon anyway)

Deportiva Tachira 1 – 4 Emelec [Continental-M]

Los Bombillos delivered a tremendous result on the road in Venezuela. The win vaulted them into second place in their Copa Libertadores group, and may prove invaluable as Tachira is their closest rival for that second spot. Sebastian Rodriguez played the hero with a hat trick to seal the victory.

https://youtu.be/CLo49lacoL8

News & Notes

Special Guest Star: GRANDMA!

Grandma teaches Owen gegenpressing with a juicer metaphor

Your mom took a much deserved break this weekend with a trip down to San Diego to see her sister. Meanwhile you boys stuck it out in a cold and drizzly Minnesota with me and Grandma Bekka, who has invaluable insights of her own to offer each and every day: including why Tron is both an allegory for our dependence on technology, and just plain old cool. She also deeply appreciated your boys’ taste in movies as we treated her to granola snacks, Big Hero 6, and Into the Spiderverse. It was pretty great.

Explaining Oaxaca

I was sure it was a mistake. I knew the first leg score. I was watching the second leg tracker as I rocked Owen to sleep. Then I saw the final whistle and checked social media for a celebratory post: only to find the phrase “Termina el partido y nuestra participación en el #Clausura2022” or “The Game ends and so does our participation in [the league]”. I couldn’t figure it out. So…How does a team that won the spring season, and the first leg, and the two legs combined get eliminated from the Championship playoffs?

Well, by bringing along one more player than they were supposed to.

We can’t believe it either guys
(Photo From D1SoftballNews.com)

By bringing one extra player senior player than they were allowed for the first leg against Cimarrones, Alebrijes saw their 3-1 win wiped out and turned into a 1-0 loss. With that result, the goalless draw gave Cimarrones all they needed to advance. Credit where it’s due, Alebrijes owned the mistake and took their consequence professionally. It’s certainly not how any of us would like their season to end but…it is what it is. And now, it’s on to proving the strength in the 2022-2023 Season.

Le Sigh..

Grenoble’s draw against Amiens wasn’t the stuff of legend, but it was almost enough. Vincent Hognon’s team provided enough defense resilience to stop Amiens from getting the win and the point was enough to put all the pressure on Rodez to win against top of the table Toulouse….but the dogs did it. So Grenoble will have their status as a Ligue 2 team depend entirely on their next two matches. A point from either the home game against Ajaccio or the road game in Paris will save them, but Quevilly and Rodez still have some fight in them.

Is there a word in German for Grateful yet Frustrated Goodbye?

*Other than Dankbar frustiert Auf Wiedersehn?*

Because that’s what we have to say to Nico Schlotterbeck, who was confirmed as signing with much bigger side Borussia Dortmund. It makes sense, and might help Nico make it to Qatar in December, but…sigh…we sure liked him in Freiburg (we better get another platinum blond defender to continue the Robin Koch, Nico Schlotterbeck trend)…hmmm…PlatinblondTschuss?

Player of the Week

This would be a lot easier if only one person would have a good game at a time. Do you tip the cap to Sebastian Rodriguez for the hattrick? Milos Pantovic for playing a vital role in two wins? Both would be deserving, but we’re going to give a final tip of the cap to the team leading our league at this point: Alebrijes de Oaxaca, specifically one of the team leaders, a sterling defender and a man who chipped in three goals throughout the season: Ernesto Reyes.

Standings Update

It’s a great time to be a fan, as all but one team has a winning record this year, and even they (Grenoble) are in fine form lately. I can’t remember the last time Vozdovac was this high on the standings…they must be carrying the mythical flying creature flag…sorry Oaxaca.

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
Alebrijes de Oaxaca	10	5	3	1.94	1.3	0.7
Freiburg	14	7	5	1.88	2.2	1.5
Legon Cities	8	5	4	1.71	1.4	0.7
Minnesota	5	2	3	1.70	1.3	0.8
Rosenborg	7	3	5	1.60	1.6	0.9
Punjab	7	3	5	1.60	1.9	1.6
FK Vozdovac	5	4	4	1.46	1.4	0.9
Ross County	6	5	5	1.44	1.1	1.3
Emelec	6	6	6	1.33	1.7	1.4
Grenoble	8	3	12	1.17	1.1	1.4
University of Montana–b	—	—	—	—	—	—

Table Updated 5/4/22
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, May 4th

Rosenborg v. Stabaek [F]

Thursday, May 5th

Friday, May 6th

Saturday, May 7th

Punjab FC v Sreenidi Deccan

Freiburg v. Union Berlin [M]

Ross County v. Motherwell

Grenoble v AC Ajaccio [M]

Minnesota United v Cincinnati [M]

Emelec v. Macara [F]

Emelec v. Mushuc Runa [M]

Sunday, May 8th

SC Freiburg v. SGS Essen [F]

LSK Kvinner v. Rosenborg BK [F]

Stromsgodset v. Rosenborg [M]

Grenoble v. Le Puy [F]

Monday, May 9th

Accra Lions v. Legon Cities

Cukaricki v. Vozdovac

Tuesday, May 10th

Weeks 16 Coming to a Close

April 27, 2022April 27, 2022 by scruffyrube ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

Recaps

Forward Madison 0 – 2 Minnesota United [Cup]

The Midwestern Bird Derby was a welcome sight on Wednesday as the Loons sent some talented players down I-94 to play in Wisconsin’s capital. It might have been a bit of a surprise for players like Adrien Hunou and Bongokuhle Hlongwane to go from Champions League to Madison, Wisconsin, but the win moves them along in the US Open Cup. Special mention to Joseph Rosales and his pair of sterling corner kicks to set up both goals.

FK Vozdovac 2 – 1 Vojvodina

The Red Dragons struck again to boost their standing in the SuperLiga Championship Group. Despite a shaky start to the game defensively they responded well after a penalty conceded and made the most of their home turf. (The second goal from Marko Mijailovic was a particularly nice piece of teamwork) A trip to Europe is likely still out of reach for the stars of the Mall Stadium, but fourth place would still be one of their best finishes in years.

Cumbaya 1 – 1 Emelec [M]

Los bombillos endured a pretty dour match until all heck-fire broke out in the last ten minutes. After some shoddy defending gave Cumbaya the lead, Alexis Zapata seemed to be fouled in the box by a three inch tall pink pixie that only the referee could see (even Zapata doesn’t feel anything until after the whistle is blown). So Cumbaya got a red card for allowing pixies on the field, and Jose Cevallos knocked home the penalty to draw a point from the game. (Seriously, watch the foul and have a laugh at the absurdity of that penalty…we cheer for Emelec…but c’mon…)

https://youtu.be/nGClmnSygcM

Le Havre 0 – 1 Grenoble [M]

It’s not over yet but Vincent Hognon’s work boosting Grenoble is close to paying off in spades. As usual Grenoble goes best when it’s defense is on point, and we’re glad to see Loic Nestor and Adrian Monfry back in good form. (Kudos too to oft omitted defender Bart Straalman and to Jordy Gaspar, who has done well in a more advanced position)

Emelec 0 – 3 Deportivo Espuce [F]

Ooof…getting a three goal whooping at home is a tough way to start your weekend. But hey it was more fun than most of the men’s match.

Golukam 2 – 0 Punjab FC

Since starting crazy strong, Punjab’s been stymied consistently. Unsurprisingly, it seems to come down to Kurtis Guthrie. When he doesn’t score, the warriors have one win, one draw and all four of their losses.

Freiburg 3 – 3 Borussia Munchengladbach [M]

‘Gladbach started quite well and things looked dark, but Freiburg came back with a vengeance in the second half. Goals from Vincenzo Grifo, Christian Günter, and Phillip Leinhart gave Freiburg a boost that seemed like it might complete an epic comeback…until a very late header split the points.

Minnesota United 3 – 0 Chicago Fire

The Loons kept the good times rolling against more of our fellow midwesterners in a game that was a lot more physical than you’d expect from the Midwest’s “passive agressive” reputation. Emmanuel Reynoso started to click after a surprisingly poor run of play and South African winger Bongokuhle Hlongwane notched two assists to push past Chicago after leaning on Dayne St. Clair to start the match..

Rosenborg BK 4 – 1 Arna-Bjornar [F]

Rosenborg may have a loss to blemish their record earlier than ever before, but they continue to click along with terrifying consistency. This time Emile Nautnes took charge in midfield and ripped two goals en route to a big win.

Ross County 0 – 2 Celtic

The Stags rarely expect to take points off the Glaswegian duopoly of Celtic and Rangers, so losing by two feels like a moral victory. Ditto Connor Randall for helping bottle up at least one side of the park.

Asante Kotoko 1 – 3 Legon Cities

The porcupines of Kotoko seem to be running away with the league, but for 90 fabulous minutes in Kumasi the Royals held their own. Hans Kwofie and Jonah Attuquaye connected on two strong crosses, to boost Legon past one of Ghana’s legendary sides.

SC Freiburg 7 – 1 SC Sand [F]

Every once in a while Hasret Kayicki reminds you that she’s a force to be reckoned with. Passing, blasting in goals, dominating the passing lanes. Sorry Sand, but this was fun.

Rosenborg 0 – 0 Molde [M]

That happened.

Emelec 1 – 0 Aucas [M]

Thank goodness Bryan Carabali scored so early. After Anibal Leguizmon was sent off shortly after the game’s only goal, Emelec had to hunker down and endure heaps of pressure. They did and kept themselves in the top tier of the league in front of the fullest stadium I’ve seen for our team since the pandemic.

Rodez 3 – 0 Grenoble [F]

It was a less than sterling performance for the ladies of the Alps on Sunday. But Rodez seems to be on a glide path to winning their section of the league, so a loss to them on the road doesn’t sting quite so much.

Mohammaden SC 2 – 2 Punjab FC

Again it came down to Kurtis Guthrie. He had multiple gilt-edged opportunities to start the match, but couldn’t seem to get past the keeper. Mohammaden’s Markus Joseph plagued the Punjabi defense, but finally Kurtiss nodded down a header to equalize (even if he missed a late breakaway tap in to win it).

News & Notes

To everything there is a season.

When calendars turn to May, leagues start to wrap up shop for the year. Trophies have already been claimed in a few major leagues, including Germany and France. But by this time next month seven leagues will wrap up. Among the story lines to watch: whether or not Ross County and Freiburg might snatch spots in European league qualification; if Freiburg can take home the national Cup competition; if Vozdovac can be the best non-top 3 team in Serbia; if both Grenobles can hold on to their spots in Ligue 2; can Punjab pull off a miracle and pip Gokulam Kerala for a spot in the Asian Cup (probably not but still); and how much space can Freiburg make for themselves in the of the Frauen Bundesliga (9 points behind 5th, 6 points ahead of 7th…truly in a league of their own).

Switching up on the Sub-Continent

Punjab has had a solid start to their campaign, but a month ago (at the start of my surreally busy schedule) they made a change in leadership with manager Ashley Westwood leaving by mutual agreement (which I always assumes means “disagreed about spice level in the curry”). In his place comes Dutch coach Ed Engelkes who had spent some time helping to organize the club’s youth teams and has a history with the best women’s teams in Holland. Worth wondering though how Engelkes is getting on with team talisman Kurtis Guthrie (who seems to determine whether Punjab is unbeatable, or merely present).

The Straw that Stirs the Scottish Soup!

Regan Charles Cook has garnered plenty of awards, but it was especially nice to see him recognized as one of the best eleven players in all of the Scottish Premier League (all the more impressive when you see that he’s the only one who doesn’t play in Glasgow or Edinburgh to get the honor). Can he be player of the year against keeper Craig Gordon and a pair of Celtic playmakers? (I mean, we vote yes, but we’re a weird guy in Minnesota and his two kids)

Honoured to be in the team of the year 👨🏾‍🍳🙏🏾❤️ https://t.co/NrNb9UBCbB
— Regan Charles-Cook (@R_charlescook) April 26, 2022

Player of the Week

Again, it’s hard to choose, Bongokuhle was a major asset in a pair of wins, Hasret Kayici was dominant, and Legon Cities’ attacking tandem was incredible. While it’s tempting to give it to Bongokuhle and grab a bunch of South African retweets, I’m going to tip the cap to the Ghanaian duo in particularly Jonah Attuquaye who has become exactly the leader that Legon needs as they aim to avoid a third straight relegation scrap.

Standings Update

That middle of the table gets more and more crowded, as Punjab and the Staggies slip, Legon and Rosenborg make up the slack. Meanwhile, Emelec and Grenoble ought to get their women’s teams in order to climb the ranks. Maybe Hasret Kayrici fancies a double or triple life?

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
Alebrijes de Oaxaca	9	4	3	1.94	1.3	0.7
Minnesota	5	2	2	1.89	1.4	0.7
Freiburg	13	7	5	1.84	2.1	1.4
Rosenborg	5	3	5	1.64	1.9	1.2
Legon Cities	7	5	4	1.63	1.4	0.7
Punjab	6	3	4	1.62	1.9	1.6
Ross County	6	4	5	1.47	1.2	1.3
Emelec	5	6	4	1.40	1.6	1.3
FK Vozdovac	4	3	4	1.36	1.3	1.0
Grenoble	8	2	12	1.18	1.1	1.5
University of Montana–b	—	—	—	—	—	—

Table Updated 4/27/22
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, April 27th

Røa v Rosenborg [F]

FK Vozdovac v. Napredak

Cimarrones v Alebrijes

Emelec v Palmeiras [Continental-M]

Thursday, April 28th

Friday, April 29th

Independents Del Valle v Emelec [F]

Saturday, April 30th

Punjab FC v Rajasthan United

Hearts v Ross County

Hoffenheim v Freiburg [M]

Grenoble v Amiens [M]

Sunday, May 1st

Rosenborg BK v. Lyn Football [F]

Legon Cities v Elmira Sharks

TSC Backa Topola v. Vozdovac

LAFC v Minnesota United

Monday, May 2nd

Tuesday, May 3rd

Churchill Brothers v. Punjab FC

Deportiva Tachira v Emelec [Continental-M]

Weeks 12-15: For Real…

April 20, 2022April 21, 2022 by scruffyrube ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

We live in strange times.

There are skirmishes in the shadows of nuclear reactors, an infectious disease that appears to be biding its time in preparation for a fresh onslaught, and a trio of billionaires racing to space while people on the ground go hungry.

In times of great uncertainty I have been struggling to hold on to the little joys and victories of the day. I often feel so overwhelmed that it’s hard to appreciate what we do have.

In the past four weeks I’ve had minimal to no time to watch, write, or think about soccer. I have been pulled this way and that by an incessant barrage of obligations, necessities, and anxieties.

It would be easy at this moment to close up shop, acknowledge that life is best spent in living moment by moment rather than plopping 121 footballers’ 90 minutes of gameplay under a microscope in a search for meaning.

But the truth is that these are the little joys and victories that can inspire more than putting your head down and trudging on with the work. These games probably don’t matter that much. This blog about the games certainly matters less. But by god, if we can find a moment of joy, let’s do it.

News & Notes

Gaspar & Lawrence

Minnesota United brought in a new defender, albeit under some different circumstances.

Regular Left Back Chase Gaspar left the team to deal with substance abuse. Addiction is a plague, and there is no simple cure. The person Chase Gaspar is far more important than the soccer player. And we’re so grateful that he sought and received help.

In the meantime, Kemar Lawrence of Jamaica arrived to play the game in Gaspar’s stead. And when Gaspar returned this last week, he was welcomed back warmly.

That's Loons left back Chase Gasper back training with #MNUFC mates today after he entered himself into MLS Substance Abuse & Behavioral Health program pic.twitter.com/JSNux0CrY0
— Jerry Zgoda (@JerryZgoda) April 15, 2022

World Cup Comes Closer

The single greatest celebration of the beautiful game happens every four years. Last time, Alex you were 9 months old and being strolled to various viewing parties in a car seat during a few glorious summer months. You sipped on a milk bottle as I drank beer and shouted at the French national team.

This time, there will be two of you, it will be in November and December and the tournament will be in Qatar. There’s plenty of awkward details around that particular decision (ones I wrote about years ago on a different blog). As I’ll be working and you’ll be in school, there will be far less revelry this time…with a few exceptions.

On Thanksgiving Day, Ghana will play Portugal, and I will be fighting your Grandpa Mark for the controller. On the next day, the USA (who missed the last world cup) will face England in a good ol’ fashioned super-power battle (the English hate when they don’t beat us…it’s great). Alex’s birthday will see great stars of France and Argentina in action (though not against eachother). And it will all come to an end on December 18th a week before Christmas…whew…

Staggies Assure Survival

Scotland has a different style than most other leagues. Rather than have every team face each other from the beginning to the end of the year, Scotland splits the league in two so that the best teams face the best teams for the title, while the worst teams face the worst teams for the chance to survive. For the first time in three years, the Stags will be among the best teams in Scotland, and be certain to play in the top division again next season. (They still won’t win because they aren’t the unstoppable duo of Rangers and Celtic…but this counts as a win on Scotland’s sliding scale)

And there you have it 💙 pic.twitter.com/TA0xX6Q983
— Ross County FC (@RossCounty) April 9, 2022

Dope Threads, Bro

The fine folks at Minnesota Aurora dropped their new jersey and it looks as beautiful as you would expect. Or maybe you wouldn’t. You boys mostly like the bird on the Loons’ jersey, so…we’ll take what we can get.

Freiburg Flies On

One quick celebration among the mostly non-specific results: Freiburg did win their semi-final cup tie against Hamburg which means that in Mid-May they will be playing for a big fancy trophy for the first time in their most recent Bundesliga run.

Player of the Week

We’ll take a beat to acknowledge some strong play throughout the last month, so here’s a chance to tip our cap to Dayne St. Clair’s keeping, Romario Caicedo’s defense, Vincenzo Grifo’s playmaking, and Harry Paton’s finishing. That’s a strong quartet And yes, that’s double the dose of Canadians!

Standings Update

So many updates! Let’s start at the top where Alebrijes has rocketed to the top of the table after spending so much of the past few years mired in the bottom. Freiburg and Punjab aren’t far behind, and there’s a similar horde trailing behind. Minnesota is above Ross County due solely to goal difference. Emelec’s strong start has faded and so has their standing, but they can still make a comeback. After all, look at Grenoble who is a strong 9th and ready to capitalize on any missteps

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
Alebrijes de Oaxaca	9	4	3	1.94	1.3	0.7
Freiburg	12	6	5	1.83	1.9	1.4
Punjab	6	2	3	1.82	2.0	1.6
Minnesota	3	2	2	1.57	1.1	0.9
Ross County	6	4	4	1.57	1.3	1.3
Rosenborg	4	2	3	1.56	1.9	1.3
Legon	6	5	4	1.53	1.3	0.7
Emelec	4	5	3	1.42	1.8	1.3
FK Vozdovac	3	3	4	1.20	1.2	1.0
Grenoble	7	2	11	1.15	1.2	1.5
University of Montana–b	—	—	—	—	—	—

Table Updated 4/20/22
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, April 20th

Forward Madison v. Minnesota United [Cup]

Thursday, April 21st

FK Vozdovac v. Vojvodina

Cumbaya v. Emelec [M]

Friday, April 22nd

Le Havre v. Grenoble [M]

Emelec v. Deportivo Espuce [F]

Saturday, April 23rd

Golukam v. Punjab FC

Freiburg v. Borussia Munchengladbach [M]

Minnesota United v. Chicago

Sunday, April 24th

Rosenborg BK v. Arna-Bjornar [F]

Ross County v. Celtic

Asante Kotoko v. Legon Cities

SC Freiburg v. SC Sand [F]

Rosenborg v. Molde [M]

Emelec v. Aucas [M]

Rodez v. Grenoble [F]

Monday, April 25th

Tuesday, April 26th

Mohammaden SC v. Punjab FC

Week 6: Next Chapters

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Results

Koln 1 – 0 Freiburg [M]

It was certainly a case of unluckiness for Freiburg against their fellow surprise side in this year’s Bundesliga. Koln got a point closer to Europe with the win, but Freiburg slipped one point closer to no luck at all. And all of it was underlined by an equalizer for the griffins that got called back by video officials after the fact.

Dundee FC 1 – 2 Ross County

The Stags superb 2022 continues apace with some superb hustle making the most out of innopportune moments in Dundee’s defense. Joseph Hungbo stole one goal off a lurking reply to as sloppy clearance, and the Straw that Stirs the Scotch, Regan Charles-Cook, came through with a driving winner to giving the highlanders all the points from a match on the road in a brutal battle with a fellow team from the bottom of the stacks.

Quevilly 1 – 0 Grenoble [M]

Quevilly had seen as shabby a run of form as les Grenobloises have had lately, but the difference was they changed their luck while Grenoble failed to make the most of their new manager’s debut. The Alpiners looked lively to be sure, but there’s still a long way to go before they can breathe comfortably again. Hopefully last week’s squad makeover will help keep them afloat in Ligue 2 this year. (Though they’ll have to do it without Adrien Monfray who broke two ribs in stoppage time.)

Eintracht Frankfurt 1 – 2 Freiburg [F]

Though Freiburg were one player up for most of the match, they had to work for all the points. Well, that’s not totally true. Hasret Kayicki capitalized again, off the free kick that stemmed from the red card (seriously, Frankfurt, hair pulling on a goal chance…be better…). But it took Elena Memeti’s second half strike, and an extended spell of strong goalkeeping from Rafaela Borggrafe to secure all the points for a much needed road win.

Karela United 1 – 1 Legon Cities FC

Playing on, arguably the nicest pitch in Ghana, the Royals got a good start and, thanks to Jonah Attaquye’s consistent pursuit of extra chances, a solid goal to open the scoring. (Karela scored straight away from the restart, but it was a nice 60 seconds.)

Olympique Marseille 2 – 2 Grenoble Foot [F]

Twice the ladies of Grenoble grabbed the lead and twice, Marseille brought it back to even. Not bad for the counter-attacking system on the road against one of the bigger clubs in France. Romane Pilot got the first and Sherly Jeudy grabbed the second after entering as a substitute.

News & Notes

Grenobles Guides

With winter olympics starting again, Grenoble (who hosted the games in 1968) might be feeling wistful about a possible return to prominence. Thus the duo of news made by Men’s and Women’s teams this last week.

First came the new coach for the men’s side, Vincent Hognon, who has coached with Metz in the past, has been tapped to take on Grenoble for the rest of their campaign to stay afloat. The team that seemed to collapse after last year’s near promotion, badly needed a change: hopefully Hognon is the right man for the moment.

Then came word that the women’s coach, Nicolas Delepine, has also been named to be the head coach of Haiti’s women’s team in the run up to 2023’s Women’s World Cup in New Zealand. As an added perk, he may just be able to call on old friend/Grenoble striker Sherly Jeudy to lead the charge as they prepare to go for the gusto next weekend.

Freezing too Cold

As someone who loves soccer, and has been enthralled with the World Cup every four years for the vast majority of my life, it was very tempting to get tickets for a World Cup Qualifier a scant mile and a half from home. However, the price, and the reality that it would likely be freezing cold in Minnesota in February made me decide against it.

It was the right call.

Temperatures were well below zero. Players were unhappy (a few were even substituted for medical reasons). Fans reported miserable conditions despite a great result. Meanwhile, your mom and I watched the Great British Bake Off…so…I feel good about my life choices.

Goin’ Pro

We have our new favorite Icelandic side!

The Griz continue to churn out some superb student athletes who are becoming professional athletes. This week Mimi Eiden and Caitlin Rogers signed with Grindivik in Iceland to bring a little Big Sky to Scandanavia. Meanwhile, Taylor Hansen continues to try out with San Diego Wave FC (in scrimmages she’ll have to face off against US Women’s Team legend Alex Morgan…and vie to be a backup to Gold Medalist: Kailen Sheridan and England International Carly Telford…lucky her).

Punjab Comes Back Around

After almost 3 months of frozen fixtures, India’s Hero League will be back at the beginning of March. They’ll leave the bubble of Kolkata for the broader state of West Bengal, but the structures and expectations will remain the same (play everyone, then focus on your fellow title contenders or relegation fighters). We’re excited for soccer to be back on the sub-continent, hopefully for a full season this time.

Player of the Week

There’s a lot of things to appreciate in the past week: late comebacks, long standing perseverance, new beginnings, but we’re going to tip the cap to long standing and reliable leader for a team that we often can’t see: the ladies from Freiburg. So thank you Hasret Kayici, may this small award be solace for getting pulled down by your hair. (It was also nice to read this little profile on her)

Standings Update

For the first time in 2022 there’s no shuffling to be done. Freiburg maintains their top spot thanks to the ladies’ win while Legon misses a chance to move up. Nobody is looking dominant…yet. (That’s your cue to stun the world Vozdovac)

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
Freiburg	3	1	2	1.7	1.8	1.7
Legon Cities	3	2	2	1.6	1.6	0.6
Alebrijes de Oaxaca	2	3	1	1.5	1.2	1.0
Ross County	2	2	2	1.4	1.7	1.5
Grenoble	0	3	3	0.5	1.0	1.5
University of Montana–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Rosenborg BK–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Minnesota United–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
FK Vozdovac	—	—	—	—	—	—
Emelec–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Punjab FC–b	—	—	—	—	—	—

Table Updated 2/9/22
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, February 9th

Ross County v. Livingston

Alebrijes v. Venados

Thursday, February 10th

Friday, February 11th

Saturday, February 12th

Freiburg v. Bayern Munich [F]

Freiburg v. Mainz [M]

Grenoble v. Sochaux[M]

Sunday, February 13th

Kolubara v. Vozdovac [M]

Grenoble Foot v. Thonon Evian [F]

Monday, February 14th

Legon Cities FC v. King Faisal

Tuesday, February 15th

Grenoble v. Niort [M]

Week 1: Ope, let me update ya real quick

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Welcome to year three of this sports writing exercise. I hope that who ever you are who reads this, please write a note so I know who you are. Otherwise I’ll just leave this awkwardly for my kids to read…when they are able to read.

Results

Legon Cities 0 – 1 Accra Lions

Not exactly the way we’d hope to start out the new year. But facts are facts, and Legon Cities struggles on offense are as they ever where: debilitating. There was no shortage of opportunities, but the Lions were able to hold off the Royals and got one of their own back in the second half to snatch the points.

News & Notes

Adieu…

Un joueur qui laissera un très bon souvenir des trois saisons passées à Grenoblehttps://t.co/SPXT1Gg9zU
— Métro-Sports (@MetroSports_fr) January 3, 2022

Jerome Mombris is one of only three players to make the starting XI for this blog two years in a row. Julie Blakstad is a force of nature, Emanuel Reynoso is a cut above the competition, but Jerome was a true leader and exemplar for a Grenoble team that was uneven, then stellar, and then, done with him. Jerome did it all and helped lead the side (while also partnering with Minnesota United back Romain Metanire on international duty for Madagascar). Though he left Grenoble last fall, he left the game for good this week, and, like all the teams he played for and fans who loved him, we wish him the best: merci Jerome! Merci pour tout.

Ehhhhhhh…..

Speaking about Emanuel Reynoso…he um…well…he went to jail on suspicion of attacking a teenager. Suspicion isn’t proof and we shouldn’t jump to judge, but it seems that he’s been there for a while and there’s no concrete evidence he’s heading back to the States any time soon. So…it looks like Julie’s the last person standing, doesn’t it?

The other alphabet

You boys are good with your A, B, Cs and you’re getting better with your Greek letters too! Now it’s time for Omicron, the latest variant of the germs, and one that is so easily transmitted that the whole world shut down…again. Almost like the people who refuse to learn from the past are destined to repeat it. Including…the entire Indian Hero League, which, after an outbreak in their bubble was forced to reschedule the entire season for all teams…whee.

Players of the Weeks

With only one team in action this week (and with the poor/highlight free performance of that team), we don’t have much to choose from. So let’s pay some respect to someone from history who deserves a little more awareness: Socrates Brasileiro Sampaio Viera de Oliveira, or more simply, Socrates.

The midfielder reached his playing peak when I was born (and your grand parents were totally oblivious to his exploits). But I’d like to look beyond his play on the field towards what he did beyond it. While he was an incisive and excellent distributor, he was more than that. He was a strong student who insisted on completing his studies to be a doctor. When he hung up his boots, he went to his hometown to practice medicine (something everyone around the world can appreciate much more during this global pandemic). He also stood up for his beliefs, pro-peace, pro-community, pro-democracy (he spearheaded a revolutionary Brazilian club style during a military dictatorship). In all, he seems to have done a fabulous job of being a human being first and a soccer player second. Well done Socrates! (In case you struggle to spot him during this highlight reel, just look for the guy who is approximately 65% legs…you know…like me)

Standings Update

Not terribly dramatic or remotely indicative of where we’ll end up, but still worth being consistent here.

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
University of Montana–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Rosenborg BK–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Emelec–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Punjab FC–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
Freiburg	—	—	—	—	—	—
Grenoble	—	—	—	—	—	—
Minnesota United–b	—	—	—	—	—	—
FK Vozdovac	—	—	—	—	—	—
Ross County	—	—	—	—	—	—
Alebrijes	—	—	—	—	—	—
Legon Cities	0	0	1	0.00	0.0	1.0

Table Updated 1/5/22
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, January 5th

Alebrijes v. Cancun FC

Thursday, January 6th

Friday, January 7th

Saturday, January 8th

Freiburg v. Arminia Bielefeld [M]

Grenoble v. Auxerre [M]

Sunday, January 9th

Grenoble v. Rodez [F-Cup]

Monday, January 10th

Dreams FC v. Legon Cities FC

Tuesday, January 11th

Jaibos v. Alebrijes

Year 2

January 1, 2022 by scruffyrube ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

I started this blog two years ago back before “pandemic” and “nasal swab” were words in daily conversation. It’s been wonderful to keep a hold of one normal-ish routine in a supremely surreal time.

Here’s how things shook out in 2021 among our favorite 11 sides on the planet.

Final Standings

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
University of Montana	22	1	8	2.16	1.5	0.7
Rosenborg BK	41	9	15	2.03	2.3	1.2
Emelec	27	11	14	1.77	1.6	1.2
Punjab FC	8	4	6	1.56	1.2	0.9
Freiburg	26	11	23	1.48	1.7	1.5
Grenoble	22	10	22	1.41	1.2	1.2
Minnesota United	13	10	12	1.40	1.2	1.3
Legon Cities	13	10	15	1.29	1.1	1.0
FK Vozdovac	13	11	16	1.25	1.1	1.4
Ross County	14	9	20	1.19	1.3	1.5
Alebrijes	7	14	12	1.06	1.2	1.6

Table Updated 12/31/21

It’s one thing to have a superlative season after COVID, win your league and make a superb showing in unlikely circumstances. It’s another to do it again a couple months later. But that’s exactly what the University of Montana Griz did this year, and that’s why they ran away with this year’s cup. (U of M soccer jerseys are not available, but rest assured, I will find a way to be as close to full kit dork as possible.)

Emelec came away with the other 2021 trophy we commemorated on that part of the site, but couldn’t pass the dynamic duo of teams in Trondheim…even though neither of them won so much as a silver pudding spoon this year. Still, never bet against Julie Blakstad.

Most teams improved on the last campaign (which is saying something for as woeful as Alebrijes was), only Grenoble, Minnesota United, and FK Vozdovac saw regressions (however the Loons and the Dragons both stayed in good position for the standings…Grenoble, well…the spring was fun.)

Players of the Year

I so deeply enjoyed naming a team of XI favorites, that I took time to track the weekly award winners and sort out who showed up for their team week in and week out.

In goal it was a brutal choice: but We had to opt for the legend: Claire Howard who made the Griz so dominant in the spring and won a pair of player of the week honors.

The back line also had a strong set of selections to draw from. Attention had to be paid to four players who kept up the intensity at both ends of the pitch for four teams who broadly exceeded expectations. Jerome Mombris takes his second straight top XI selections while Romario Caicedo worked wonders in Emelec. Meanwhile Taylor Hansen was absolutely dominant as a Griz captain, and Christian Gunter was one of only three players to get two PoW winners.

The midfield sees two more repeat honorees on the left side with Julie Blakstad and Emanuel Reynoso returning with honors. The other side of the midfield sees two new names who are absolutely invaluable to their respective sides, with Jonah Attaquye masterminding the few attacks that have worked for Legon, and Hasret Kayici, you might say as she goes, so go die Frauen auf Frieburg.

Instead of shouting out the most dominant goal scorers at the spear head of the attack, we opted for decisive ones: Roundglass Punjab’s Chenchyo Geltsen and Vozdovac’s Nicola Vujnovic.

As for the bench, we had to slot the third double PoW winner here (sorry Kiran Limbu…you’re just not Claire Howard). The best defenses of the year (Legon and Rosenborg) came away with the two defensive bench spots: Erland Reitan and Joseph Adjei (the only honoree without a PoW). Joseph Hungbo’s recent run of amazing form and stellar goals gave him the rights to Ross County’s spot on the side, and Kristoffer Zacharissen’s ~~dreamy eyes~~ great leadership for half the year got him dropped onto the bench this year. Finally we kept the top scorers for two under represented sides as our scoring sparks off the bench: Adama Tamba for les femmes de Grenoble, and Kerly Corozco for las Electricas de Emelec.

This year we couldn’t find a way to work in a representative of Alebrijes: too many strong showings owed to the other side collapsing rather than an excellent performance on their end.

Finally, I just want to point out how tight the competition was for goalkeeper this year with three players who didn’t even get close to the bench: Winifred Honsu came out of nowhere to replace Fatua Duda in Legon, Pedro Ortiz remains indefatigable for both club and country, and Camila Xu thrilled us as just a freshman.

What’s Next

Let’s do it again shall we?

Oh, okay, maybe we’ll be more selective in our video taping (what with Alex starting to refuse and Owen mostly wanting to see himself…hmmm…maybe he’s got a future in punditry).

One thing I’m going to aim for in 2022: let’s see if we can get some conversations with people from the clubs…players…managers…confused communication interns…I’m not picky.

Week 25: Summertime Snowflakes

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Scores

CS Emelec 2 – 0 Guayaquil City FC [F]

Las Eléctricas were clicking in their local Derby, with Adriana Valenzuela notching the first and celebrating the result with style. Even better news, we’ve finally got highlights!!

🤩 Sumamos de a 3 🤟🏻

📹 Revive nuestros goles cortesía de @chalacofilms #Juntos9traVe2 #VamosEléctricas #LaOtraMitad ⚡ pic.twitter.com/JFpbA1iMAB
— Club Sport Emelec Femenino (@ElectricasCSE) June 20, 2021

Dallas 1 – 1 Minnesota United

The Loons came out well and faded in the Texas heat. Franco Frangapane got his first in the black and blue off a direct rebound and the team generally looked more organized in the back. The squandered chances and desperate last second saves of the second half were a little underwhelming, but, that’s a little picky. Soon, we’ll have tickets of our own to use.

Rosenborg BK 0 – 1 Sarpsborg 08 [M]

With Kristoffer Zachariassen serving a one game suspension, the trolls lacked an attacking edge. Despite new man, Alexander Tettey, looking strong as a midfield partner, the forwards continue to struggle (sorry Dino Islamovic and Emil Ceide, I love ya but it’s true).

Rosenborg BK 1 – 0 Avaldsnes [F]

The Trolljenta remain unbeaten as Lisa Marie Utland offered all the offense they needed. (Especially as they’ve yet to ship a goal in 2021 the defense was ready to stop everything in the same area code. For Rosenborg one goal might as well be 100). It’s just the result they need before facing fellow unbeaten Lillestrom Kvinner.

News & Notes

International Affairs Update

South American CopaAmerica

Pedro Ortiz really ought to have done better against perpetually underwhelming Venezuela. But despite Ecuador dominating control and most of the chances, Pedro let in two of the three chances he faced and La Tri only managed 1 point.

In another news, Owen’s response to Neymar’s dribbling was just to say “Dance! Dance!!” He’s not wrong

Neymar was having fun against Peru 🤩

(via @CopaAmerica)pic.twitter.com/qimKwxlx94
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 18, 2021

European Euro Championships

The Euro Tournament is in full swing and so are some of our favorite players. (Still not Christian Gunter though)

Our Robin Lod versus Real Madrid’s Eden Hazard (Telegraph)

The Finnesota contingent again looked good with Robin Lod linking lots of good passes into the attack while Rasmus Schuller and Jakku Raitalta held their own against Russia (even though the Finns lost). They didn’t look as good in the loss to Belgium (though it’s hard to ever look as good as Belgium)

Phillip Leinhart again came on for Aleksandar Dragovic at Austria’s right back. But it was too late to stop the Dutch attack from notching a two goal win. (Likewise Jan Gregus’ late showing for Slovakia versus Sweden).

Rolland Sallai had the best showing. Creating frequent chances against the world champions France and delivering an assist that had Hungary ahead for a bit, before the French fought back for the draw.

Victor Orban’s A Special Snowflake

Most powerful man in Hungary can’t handle kneeling, because he’s too tired to get up that far.

Hungary’s home matches in Budapest have been rowdy, enthusiastic affairs. They’ve also had a consistent sampling of homophobic, racist, and fascist overtones. Weirder still, asked why he was cool with booing anti-racism (thus effectively cheering racism), prime minister/former right winger/current right wing demagogue Victor Orban said:

If you’re a guest in a country then understand its culture and do not provoke it…Do not provoke the host. We can only see this gesture system from our cultural vantage point as unintelligible, as provocation.
Victor Orban press conference reported by Bein Sport

So, to Orban, players kneeling silently is the same as someone daring you to punch them. Solemnly opposing racism is unintelligible because Hungary didn’t have slaves, which is the only racist thing ever,. And, apparently when in Hungary for a 90 minute game, you can’t possibly think about anything other than how Hungarians think of it. No word on how our favorite Hungarian (Roland Sallai) is responding. Hope you look for ways to stand for those in greater need Roland.

Coyle Goes Green

Griz striker Alexa Coyle will continue her career in beautiful Edinburgh playing for Hibernian Ladies. Having visited Easter Road, I’m pumped (not as pumped as I would be if she was joining a Ross County women’s side…but as that doesn’t exist, I suppose it’s ok).

✈️ Another new recruit from the States 🇺🇸

We're delighted to announce the signing of @CoyleAlexa from @MontanaGrizSOC.

Welcome to Hibernian, Alexa 👋
— Hibernian Women (@HibernianWomen) June 18, 2021

Player of the Week

No one set the world on fire so let’s shout out Adriana Valenzuela for breaking las Eléctricas bad luck.

⏱️ 45' termina el primer tiempo en #Casa

@ElectricasCSE 🆚 #GuayaquilCityFC #VamosEléctricas #LaOtraMitad pic.twitter.com/zDFbwdfub2
— Club Sport Emelec Femenino (@ElectricasCSE) June 19, 2021

Standings Update

The Loons grabbed another point but their return keeps them entrenched at the bottom of the barrel. But the Ladies kept both Emelec and Rosenborg going strong near the top of the table.

Team	W	D	L	PPG	GFA	GAA
University of Montana–b	9	0	2	2.5	2.1	0.6
Rosenborg BK	8	2	3	2.0	2.2	1.1
Emelec	15	6	7	1.8	1.5	1.1
Legon Cities	10	5	8	1.5	1.2	0.8
Grenoble Foot-b	10	7	8	1.48	1.2	1.1
Punjab FC–b	7	4	6	1.47	1.2	0.9
Freiburg–b	12	4	13	1.38	1.7	1.6
Ross County–b	8	2	9	1.37	1.3	1.5
Alebrijes-b	4	7	6	1.12	1.4	2.1
FK Vozdovac–b	5	6	9	1.05	0.9	1.6
Minnesota United	2	2	4	1.00	0.9	1.5

Table Updated 6/22/21
b–Team is between seasons

What’s Next

Wednesday, June 23rd

Minnesota United v Austin FC

Thursday, June 24th

Legon Cities FC v. Hearts of Oak

Friday, June 25th

Lillestrom v Rosenborg BK [M]

Saturday, June 26th

Lillestrom Kvinner v Rosenborg BK [F]

Macara v. CS Emelec [F]

Portland Timbers v. Minnesota United

Sunday, June 27th

Monday, June 28th

King Faisal v Legon Cities

Tuesday, June 29th

Week 24: Nevermind

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Scores

Emelec 0 – 0 Barcelona SC [F]

Las Electricas showed up to play in the Guyaquil Clasico. It was only their 5th point all campaign, but even sweeter for coming against their long time rivals.

⏱️ 64' Segundo tiempo

@ElectricasCSE 🆚 #BarcelonaSC #VamosEléctricas #LaOtraMitad pic.twitter.com/kexQdG81DR
— Club Sport Emelec Femenino (@ElectricasCSE) June 12, 2021

Karela United 2 – 0 Legon Cities FC

The goodtimes ran out for the Royals as Karela continued to vie for a spot in the African Champion’s League. Despite the recent strong form, Legon is still just 6 points clear from relegation with ten games to play.

Stromsogodset 2 – 1 Rosenborg BK

Rasmus Wiedesheim Paul got the Trolls off to a great start by capitalizing on a defensive mistake. But it all came undone in the last half hour when our dreamboat Kristoffer Zachariassen ceded a penalty and then Stromsogodset continued their near ceaseless pressure to win it in the end.