Scores
CS Emelec 2 – 0 Guayaquil City FC [F]
Las Eléctricas were clicking in their local Derby, with Adriana Valenzuela notching the first and celebrating the result with style. Even better news, we’ve finally got highlights!!
Dallas 1 – 1 Minnesota United
The Loons came out well and faded in the Texas heat. Franco Frangapane got his first in the black and blue off a direct rebound and the team generally looked more organized in the back. The squandered chances and desperate last second saves of the second half were a little underwhelming, but, that’s a little picky. Soon, we’ll have tickets of our own to use.
Rosenborg BK 0 – 1 Sarpsborg 08 [M]
With Kristoffer Zachariassen serving a one game suspension, the trolls lacked an attacking edge. Despite new man, Alexander Tettey, looking strong as a midfield partner, the forwards continue to struggle (sorry Dino Islamovic and Emil Ceide, I love ya but it’s true).
Rosenborg BK 1 – 0 Avaldsnes [F]
The Trolljenta remain unbeaten as Lisa Marie Utland offered all the offense they needed. (Especially as they’ve yet to ship a goal in 2021 the defense was ready to stop everything in the same area code. For Rosenborg one goal might as well be 100). It’s just the result they need before facing fellow unbeaten Lillestrom Kvinner.
News & Notes
International Affairs Update
South American CopaAmerica
Pedro Ortiz really ought to have done better against perpetually underwhelming Venezuela. But despite Ecuador dominating control and most of the chances, Pedro let in two of the three chances he faced and La Tri only managed 1 point.
In another news, Owen’s response to Neymar’s dribbling was just to say “Dance! Dance!!” He’s not wrong
European Euro Championships
The Euro Tournament is in full swing and so are some of our favorite players. (Still not Christian Gunter though)

The Finnesota contingent again looked good with Robin Lod linking lots of good passes into the attack while Rasmus Schuller and Jakku Raitalta held their own against Russia (even though the Finns lost). They didn’t look as good in the loss to Belgium (though it’s hard to ever look as good as Belgium)
Phillip Leinhart again came on for Aleksandar Dragovic at Austria’s right back. But it was too late to stop the Dutch attack from notching a two goal win. (Likewise Jan Gregus’ late showing for Slovakia versus Sweden).
Rolland Sallai had the best showing. Creating frequent chances against the world champions France and delivering an assist that had Hungary ahead for a bit, before the French fought back for the draw.
Victor Orban’s A Special Snowflake

Hungary’s home matches in Budapest have been rowdy, enthusiastic affairs. They’ve also had a consistent sampling of homophobic, racist, and fascist overtones. Weirder still, asked why he was cool with booing anti-racism (thus effectively cheering racism), prime minister/former right winger/current right wing demagogue Victor Orban said:
If you’re a guest in a country then understand its culture and do not provoke it…Do not provoke the host. We can only see this gesture system from our cultural vantage point as unintelligible, as provocation.
Victor Orban press conference reported by Bein Sport
So, to Orban, players kneeling silently is the same as someone daring you to punch them. Solemnly opposing racism is unintelligible because Hungary didn’t have slaves, which is the only racist thing ever,. And, apparently when in Hungary for a 90 minute game, you can’t possibly think about anything other than how Hungarians think of it. No word on how our favorite Hungarian (Roland Sallai) is responding. Hope you look for ways to stand for those in greater need Roland.
Coyle Goes Green
Griz striker Alexa Coyle will continue her career in beautiful Edinburgh playing for Hibernian Ladies. Having visited Easter Road, I’m pumped (not as pumped as I would be if she was joining a Ross County women’s side…but as that doesn’t exist, I suppose it’s ok).
Player of the Week
No one set the world on fire so let’s shout out Adriana Valenzuela for breaking las Eléctricas bad luck.
Standings Update
The Loons grabbed another point but their return keeps them entrenched at the bottom of the barrel. But the Ladies kept both Emelec and Rosenborg going strong near the top of the table.
| Team | W | D | L | PPG | GFA | GAA |
| University of Montana–b | 9 | 0 | 2 | 2.5 | 2.1 | 0.6 |
| Rosenborg BK | 8 | 2 | 3 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 1.1 |
| Emelec | 15 | 6 | 7 | 1.8 | 1.5 | 1.1 |
| Legon Cities | 10 | 5 | 8 | 1.5 | 1.2 | 0.8 |
| Grenoble Foot-b | 10 | 7 | 8 | 1.48 | 1.2 | 1.1 |
| Punjab FC–b | 7 | 4 | 6 | 1.47 | 1.2 | 0.9 |
| Freiburg–b | 12 | 4 | 13 | 1.38 | 1.7 | 1.6 |
| Ross County–b | 8 | 2 | 9 | 1.37 | 1.3 | 1.5 |
| Alebrijes-b | 4 | 7 | 6 | 1.12 | 1.4 | 2.1 |
| FK Vozdovac–b | 5 | 6 | 9 | 1.05 | 0.9 | 1.6 |
| Minnesota United | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1.00 | 0.9 | 1.5 |
b–Team is between seasons
What’s Next
Wednesday, June 23rd
Minnesota United v Austin FC
Thursday, June 24th
Legon Cities FC v. Hearts of Oak
Friday, June 25th
Lillestrom v Rosenborg BK [M]
Saturday, June 26th
Lillestrom Kvinner v Rosenborg BK [F]
Macara v. CS Emelec [F]
Portland Timbers v. Minnesota United
Sunday, June 27th
Monday, June 28th
King Faisal v Legon Cities




















