There will come a point in your lives boys, when you seem doing something vital from 4:30 in the morning until 10:30 at night. When that time comes, remember that you are enough just as you are, and your blog about parenting and soccer can take a break…assuming there are still blogs…and soccer…and parenting…you get the idea.
Results
Cimarrones 0 – 1 Alebrijes
Mineros 4 – 2 Alebrijes
Alebrijes 1 – 0 Celaya
Alebrijes continued their strong form. But as the defense goes, so goes the whole team, the slip against Mineros was the first time the team dropped points after scoring twice, but confirms that they’ve only lost matches after they give up two or more. Andre Alcaraz continues to be a brick wall in front of the goal, and Miguel Vallejo has done a masterful job on free kicks
Emelec 4 – 0 CSD Macara [M]
Independente del Valle 0 – 1 Emelec [M]
Emelec 2 – 2 Guyaquil City
Emelec’s return to action in Ecuador came with a trio of games against top opposition, and they didn’t disappoint. Sebastian Rodriguez has been huge so far, holding down a tight knit defense and scoring in the first two victories of the season while Alexis Zapata has shown up as a creative force for the attack. (As an added perk, rocking my Emelec jersey to school got multiple kids excited to talk about things…and then their learning!)
Hibernian 2 – 0 Ross County
Ross County 3 – 1 St. Johnstone
Motherwell 0 – 1 Ross County
Ross County 1 – 0 St. Mirren
The Staggies had an impressive showing over the last three weeks, so much so that suddenly, a team that seemed destined for demotion has hauled themselves up into the top half of the league. Again, Regan Charles Cook and Joseph Hungbo were huge for the Stags, while Alex Iacovitti and Jack Baldwin anchored a stellar showing by the back line.
Augsburg 1 – 2 Freiburg [M]
Freiburg 3 – 0 Hertha BSC [M]
Bochum 1 – 2 Freiburg [M-Cup]
RB Leipzig 1 – 1 Freiburg [M]
VfL Wolfsburg 4 – 1 SC Freiburg [F]
After a long lay off the ladies of Breigsau came back a bit rusty, but in their absence the men seem to have found a second win. Winning 3 of 4 and getting a vital draw with a fellow top six contender helps Freiburg stay close in the hunt for European places. Even better they are now just two steps away from the team’s first hardware in years with a spot in the semi-finals of DFB Pokal sealed against Hamburger SV. There were no shortage of strong performances, but we’d like to send a special tip of the cap to Nico Schlotterback’s defense and Rolland Salai’s role on the wing.
Nimes 3 – 1 Grenoble [M]
Nimes Metropole Garre 2 – 0 Grenoble Foot [F]
Grenoble 0 – 2 Toulouse [M]
Nancy 0 – 1 Grenoble [M]
Grenoble got one great win over the last three weeks. That is not a great record. But it did come with a fine showing from Brice Mableu back in goal with five saves and an assist. Now…can everybody in blue do that? (and can they do it against teams that aren’t sitting next to them on the bottom of the table?)
Vozdovac 0 – 0 Radniki Nis
FK Radnicki 1923 1 – 0 Vozdovac
Vozdovac 0 – 3 Red Star Belgrade
Mladost Lucani 2 – 4 Vozdovac
Let’s not dwell too long on the discouraging showings against Radnicki 1923 or the monsters of Red Star. A resilient draw against the better than most Radniki Nis team was nice, and the ability to show up and stick with a plan in Lucani was much appreciated. The Dragons didn’t have to do much to scorch the blue side’s defense, but the final goal by Marko Ivezic on a give and go with Stefan Hadjin was a beautiful bit of build up on a grey and dreary day.
Legon Cities 1 – 1 Hearts of Oak
Real Tamale 1 – 1 Legon Cities
Legon’s been unbeaten in their last 5 matches (though they’ve only won two of those). It’s all the more impressive as recent top choice keeper: William Essu is just 19 years old and standing up to the best shots that can be offered by much more established sides. Every year, it feels like Legon grabs a great keeper from nowhere: and here we are again. Medaase pii William!
Punjab FC 2 – 2 Churchill Brothers
Kenkre 0 – 4 Punjab FC
There was no shortage of offense for Punjab as they resumed their I-League campaign. Kurtis Guthrie has towered over the competition both literally (he’s 6’2″ in a team of 5 footers) and figuratively, scoring four goals over two matches to create a dominant attack (their eight goals outpaces every other team). Despite the slip against Churchill (a long standing local power), there’s plenty of reason to be optimistic for Punjab as they go for glory.
Philadelphia Union 1 – 1 Minnesota United
Minnesota United 1 – 1 Nashville SC
A couple of draws don’t tell the whole story for Minnesota United. The team has looked surprisingly organized in midfield, going beyond Emmanuel Reynoso’s usual one man show. Hasani Dotson has been on point this year (after a less consistent 2021), and the team has been well organized from front to back even though the supposed offensive juggernaut has yet to click. (To be fair, Philadelphia and Nashville are two strong opponents).
News & Notes
Mr. Poopy Butt
That has become your boys’ go to insult of late, and while I’d really rather we not have it at all, if we’re going to use it it better be directed towards this snivelling, self-righteous schmuck. Vladmir Putin has such a hard time believing that his country can still be important without forcing others to obey him that he’s put millions of people at risk to soothe his own bruised sense of self. If you need a hug Vladmir, I’m happy to oblige, but if you want to keep hurting people, well you really are, in the words of Alex, “Vladmir Poo….p Butt!”
Most Systems Go
In the time we were away a few leagues returned into action: Serbia is back to finish their current season, with Vozdovac going from an outside shot at Europe to a much more realistic shot at relegation. Punjab FC restarted their season after the long COVID Delay (like a rain delay, but with more spike proteins). And Minnesota United sent out their attacking force and defensive suggestion to the new American season.
Only the Griz (still focusing on school thank you very much) and Rosenborg (almost wrapped up with the preseason) have yet to play.
Player of the Week
Okay, there are several players to recognize after several weeks of dereliction of duty. So let’s acknowledge some of the biggest difference makers for three teams who had tremendous runs over the last few weeks. Miguel Vallejo has rejuvenated Alebrijes; Nico Schlotterback has been instrumental in keeping Freiburg near the top of Germany, and Kurtis Guthrie is a one man wrecking crew in the Indian league. So Miguel, Nico and Kurtis you are our three players of the week.
Standings Update
In their short time back, Emelec and Punjab have shot to the top of our standings, while Alebrijes Oaxaca is showing a strong third, and the next three sides are separated by only 4 hundredths points per game. Strangely, two teams have the same average points/goals for and goals against per game: Minnesota (which after two matches isn’t too surprising) and Freiburg (which after 13…is a bit)
| Team | W | D | L | PPG | GFA | GAA |
| Emelec | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 0.7 |
| Punjab | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 1.0 |
| Alebrijes de Oaxaca | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1.8 | 1.2 | 1.0 |
| Ross County | 5 | 3 | 3 | 1.64 | 1.5 | 1.2 |
| Freiburg | 6 | 3 | 4 | 1.62 | 1.6 | 1.6 |
| Legon Cities | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1.60 | 1.4 | 0.6 |
| Minnesota | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 |
| Grenoble | 3 | 3 | 7 | 0.9 | 0.9 | 1.5 |
| FK Vozdovac | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0.8 | 0.8 | 1.4 |
| University of Montana–b | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Rosenborg BK–b | — | — | — | — | — | — |
b–Team is between seasons
What’s Next
Wednesday, March 9th
Thursday, March 10th
Friday, March 11th
Punjab FC v. Aizawl
Saturday, March 12th
Freiburg v. Wolfsburg [M]
Great Olympics v. Legon Cities
Vozdovac v. FK Spartak Subotica
Grenoble v. Rodez [M]
Sunday, March 13th
SC Freiburg v. FC Carl Zeiss Jena [F]
Gualaceo SC v. Emelec
Grenoble Foot v. Montabaun [F]
NY Red Bulls v. Minnesota United [M]
Monday, March 14th
Tuesday, March 15th
Punjab FC v. Sreenidi Deccan
Pau v. Grenoble [M]
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