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Scores

Independiente del Valle 0 – 3 CS Emelec [M]

For the first time in a while Emelec didn’t seem to have much of anything going for them. Worse, this loss gave loathed rivals Barcelona sole claim to the top spot in the league

Rosenborg BK 1 – 0 Mjondalen [M]

Rosenborg snapped their skid, but it wasn’t exactly convincing. Åge Hareide’s team couldn’t find a way through throughout regular time despite dominating the run of play. But Ol Piercing Blue Eyes himself Kistoffer Zachariasen saved the day with a last minute winner.

Asante Kotoko 1 – 0 Legon Cities

Against the most legendary club in Ghanaian soccer the Royals looked majestic again in name only. The defense should be commended for their resilience but now would be the time for the attack to flourish as well. (h/t Fatua Duda for winning commendations despite losing)

Freiburg 2 – 0 Arminia Bielefeld [M]

Christian Streich switched to a three man back line a month ago. In the four matches with that formation they’ve drawn twice and won once. It’s not a tremendous turnabout but it’s a big improvement from the side that drifted down the table in October. Phillip Leinhart and Vincenzo Grifo’s surge in form sure helps too.

Aberdeen 2 – 0 Ross County

Speaking of drifting down the table, the Staggies have sunk to the bottom of the premiership. They haven’t gotten a point from the league since early November, and haven’t won since two months before that. They may still have a shot at cup trophies, but their time in the top league may be done after this year.

FK Vozdovac 0 – 2 Partizan Belgrade

I’d be lying if I said I expected anything else, but kudos to the dragons for holding the league leaders scoreless for more than one half!

Grenoble Foot 4 – 0 Dunkerque [M]

Grenoble’s performance in the shadow of the Alps was nothing short of dominant. Again led by Jessy Benet and rampaging full backs Jordy Gaspar and Jerome Mombris they looked every bit the first place (yes, first place) team they have become.

CS Emelec 3 – 0 El Nacional [M]

Estadio George Capwell would have been rocking had people been allowed in. A win over bottom of the table Nacional isn’t exactly surprising, and never seemed to be in doubt., but Jose Cevallos’ brace and another clean sheet sure feels good.

Meppen 0 – 1 SC Freiburg [W]

Meppen has struggled this year, and as Freiburg grows into form they looked strong throughout. Lina Bürger’s late winner was well deserved.

Rosenborg 3 – 1 Molde [M]

A week after a red card got him an early shower, it was a day of good Dino Islamovic. It couldn’t have come at a better time. His brace against fellow top 4 side Molde went a long way to seal a shot at European soccer.

News & Notes

See You Loons

As has been the habit each year, Minnesota United celebrated the end of the season by declining a big pile of contracts.

It’s not too surprising that Kei Kamara and third string keeper Greg Ranjitsingh were let loose. Frequent role players Jose Aja, Aaron Shoenfeld, and Raheem Edwards were a little more surprising, but, without ticket sales, costs must be cut.

HAO! Rosenborg!

O’Rielly trading Stars and Stripes for just stripes?

On the BBC’s world football podcast American soccer legend Heather O’Reilly admitted that she felt tempted to come back from retirement for a shot at the European Champions League.

A year into her retirement, O’Reilly might need some time to gear up again. So she’s likely have to target the 21-22 campaign. She’s also working as a coach of younger players. So that would be a good thing to continue abroad. And if she seeks to just play in the champions league, a Scandinavian side makes sense….chances are you see where I’m going with this.

Ms O’Reilly meet Rosenborg, Rosenborg meet Heather O’Reilly. (Blakstad, Clausen, O’Reilly…I’ve got goose bumps).

Us 59 – 1 Trump

Another score from the election. This certainly looks decisive. With no time left on the clock, there’s no real chance for a comeback. But President Trump continues to insist that he’s winning and refusing to leave the field. So…not unlike games I used to play against your uncles in the backyard.

Player of the Week

Since they came back from COVID Cancellations, Jordy Gaspar has played 518 of Grenoble’s 540 minutes. In that time, they’ve allowed only two goals and scored ten. He’s been excellent on both sides of the ball, and this week his assist gives us an excuse to finally reward him.

What’s Next

Wednesday, December 16th

11:30 Schalke 04 v. Freiburg [M]

1:00 Javor v. FK Vozdovac

1:45 Livingston v. Ross County

Thursday, December 17th

3:00 CS Emelec v. Olmedo [M]

Friday, December 18th

1:00 Sochaux v. Grenoble [M]

Saturday, December 19th

9:00 Legon Cities FC v. Ebusa Dwarfs

9:00 Ross County v. Hamilton Academical

Sunday, December 20th

7:00 Bayer Leverkusen v. SC Freiburg [W]

11:00 Freiburg v. Hertha Berlin [M]

Monday, December 21st

Tuesday, December 22nd

11:00 Sandefjord v. Rosenborg [M]

1:00 Grenoble v. Troyes [M]

Scores

Minnesota United v. Chicago Fire

Seriously, did they think it would take them four days to beat COVID? Who do they think they are? A bunch of obese 70 something reality stars turned politicians with access to obscenely expensive health care?

Emelec 1 – 0 Orense [M]

Emelec started their second half in a high grabbing a valuable win to restart their campaign with a good chance to compete. Dixon Arroyo’s 2nd half goal was a fortunate combination of positioning and sloppy defense.

Correcaminos 3 – 2 Alebrijes

A week after final breaking through with a goal, Oaxaca got two more to lead then tie a solid Correcaminos side. Sadly a third goal ceded made it moot, and left us all hopping for moral victories before the last month of the year.

Eintracht Frankfurt 0 – 1 SC Freiburg [W]

Lina Burger opened the match with a solid finish from a well worked team goal and from then on it was just a matter of holding on. The lady griffins did manage a few more strong forays into the Frankfurt area, but even though they came away goalless, they got what they needed.

SC Freiburg 1 -1 Werder Bremen [M]

Christian Streich’s side started out hot with a pair of goals inside 20 minutes from Phillip Leinhart (on a deflection) and Jonathan Schmid. Sadly, Schmid’s was negated by VAR and after a sloppy tackle from Lucas Holer gifted Bremen a penalty, it was all Christian Günter and company could do to salvage the draw.

Ross County 0 – 0 Hibernian

Connor Randall’s second half red card meant there was a very tense last ten minutes, with Staggies left grateful and aggrieved when a late tackle of Ross Stewart didn’t lead to a penalty.

FK Vozdovac 2 – 1 FK Spartak Subotica

The Red Dragons got their first win against a top six side in their ongoing push to be part of the third place race (behind Partizan and Red Star’s Duopoly). Nikolai Vujnovic netted a screaming winner as Keeper Miloje Prekovic was again crucial to the points.

Amiens 1 – 0 Grenoble [M]

On paper, this was a clear opportunity for Grenoble to grab some points away from home. But things were a lot less clear on the field, where Grenoble’s previously potent attack ground to a halt, and one slip was all it took for Amiens to capitalize and win it.

Emelec 0 – 2 Barcelona SC [F]

It was another hard derby for las electricas with Barcelona’s non-international Ecuadorian equivalents painted Guayaquil yellow again

Valerenga 1 – 1 Rosenborg BK [W]

The match of the weekend was as thrilling as advertised. Despite an early goof of a goal from a Valerenga cross, Rosenborg didn’t bend. Most surprising was the last moment equalizer from Sara Kanutte Fornes to keep RBK unbeaten. Ultimately the quest for an Invincible season, might be a distraction. The Trolljenta will be vying for the title in a final four playoff, but an unbeaten year would just feel so sweet.

Kristiansund 0 – 0 Rosenborg BK [M]

Not for the first time we wished the men’s team was playing at the level of the women’s side.

Merignac 0 – 1 Grenoble [F]

Jade Decilap made the difference on the road as the ladies of Grenoble got a valuable win. Side bar: hat tip to Merignac for rocking the chipmunk crest!

Minnesota United 2 – 2 Houston Dynamo

In an act of snatching a stalemate from the jaws of victory, the Loons gave up a pair of second half goals. For a team that’s past it’s injury woes (as seen by a brilliant return by Ethan Finlay) and has said goodbye to young prospects to bring in “proven winners” this collapse (both on field and in standings) is…frustrating.

Guayaquil City 1 – 0 Emelec [M]

The blue side of Guayaquil came out pale after dropping the second derby of the week. After a bright start to the second half of the campaign, some fans may feel hope dimming that los bombillos can shine any morethan they did before. (Did you like that plethora of lightbulb allusions?)

News & Notes

Grenoble Grippe

Minnesota United got some company in their infectious disease section of our standings this week as Grenoble Foot’s coach, plus 18 other players and staff members, tested positive for Corona-Virus.

This is part of a bigger local trend. French President, Emmanuel Macron (aka the Economist’s biggest crush), instituted a stricter curfew on nine cities, including Grenoble.

Player of the Week

So many sides needed sterling defensive showings to hold on to their points, it only makes sense to honor the defensive side of the game this week. We’ll acknowledge Miloje Prekovic, who, despite giving up a goal and looking a bit lucky has been so critical to Vozdovac’s surge up the standings that he’s well over due for some recognition.

Prekovic, who frankly looks like he’s interviewing to be your gym teacher

What’s Next

Wednesday, October 21st

Vozdovac v Graficar [Cup]

Thursday, October 22nd

7:00 Alebries v. Celaya

Friday, October 23rd

Saturday, October 24th

8:30 Union Berlin v. SC Freiburg [M]

9:00 Motherwell v. Ross County

12:00 Grenoble v. Nancy [M]

6:30 Cincinnati v. Minnesota United

Sunday, October 25th

12:00 Sarpsborg 08 v. Rosenborg BK [M]

2:00 Proleter v. FK Vozdovac

Monday, October 26th

Tuesday, October 27th

8:05 Pumas Tabasco v. Alebrijes de Oaxaca