Recaps
Cimarrones 1 – 3 Alebrijes
Oaxaca started out their quest for the Liga Expansion cup with a thundering win away from home. They got all the offense they needed on a pair of first half throw-ins This is a far cry from the team that started out so sloppily in the fall. There’s real hope that some silverware awaits. [Narrator’s voice: it didn’t…]
Røa 0 – 3 Rosenborg [F]
The black and white attack of Rosenborg picked up right where it left off over the weekend. A pair of thundering strikes showed that the Trolljenta still know what they’re doing in their attack. This time some of the more familiar names spearheaded the charge with Sara Kanutte Fornes now spearheading the attack and Emilie Marie Joramo picking up the slack in the midfield.
FK Vozdovac 3 – 0 Napredak
It was a heckuva 9 minute stretch for the Red Dragons against Napredak. From the 21st to the 28th minute, Vozdovac notched up 3 goals, and mercifully held themselves back from adding a further whooping to Napredak.
Emelec 1 – 3 Palmeiras [Continental-M]
You’d be right to assume that Palmeiras, one of the rising powers of Brazilian club soccer would be the beast to beat in Emelec’s Copa Libertedores group. So the loss here isn’t terribly damning. After this result, a lot depended on the game at Venezuela’s Deportivo Tachira…see below.
Punjab FC 2 – 1 Rajasthan United
Punjab won…Kurtis Guthrie scored…this is not a coincidence. Guthrie even managed to do it entirely with his feet rather than relying on his supreme height advantage to get another headed goal. Despite the strong showing, Punjab remains six points back of Gokulam FC, despite Gokulam playing two fewer matches….still…Kurtis Guthrie gives hopes to all us gangly guys.
Independents Del Valle 3 – 1 Emelec [F]
Las Electricas are struggling to find some form. With just four points in five matches, they’re looking for something that can boost them back up towards their regular post-season competition, and soon!
Alebrijes 0 – 0 Cimarrones
And with that Alebrijes won the tie and moved on to…uh…wait a second…they didn’t? Wait…What?
Hearts 0 – 0 Ross County
As ever with goalless draws, I don’t have much to say. Given County’s recent form, it’s not surprising that they hung back to stop Hearts from scoring rather than venturing out for a goal of their own. It may be effective enough to get the Stags into European competition, but fun it is not.
Hoffenheim 3 – 4 Freiburg [M]
Meanwhile, decidedly farther along the “fun” spectrum, was Freiburg’s game against Hoffenheim, which ended in a rollicking 7 goal match. The Griffin’s attack was formidable with Rolland Sallai and Woo-Yeong Jeon scoring and Christian Gunter and Lucas Holer getting a goal and an assist a pop. There were still a few too many nervy moments for keeper Mark Flekken and a very tired back line. With two weeks to go and two big matches against fellow European contenders (Union Berlin and Beyern Leverkusen) on the docket, here’s hoping to defenders getting a rest.
Grenoble 1 – 1 Amiens
I’m glad to say that Jessy Bennet was man of the match. I’m less glad to stay that he still isn’t playing for Grenoble. But the shared points will leave most of Grenoble satisfied (see the note below). Despite having two starters come off within the first half hour, they remained resilient and got the goal they needed
Rosenborg BK 0 – 1 Lyn Football [F]
Strange but true, Rosenborg now has as many losses in this season as they had in the last two seasons combined. There are some big Blakstad boots to fill and some unfortunate injuries to limit Sarah Kanutte Fornes. But we have faith that the Trolljenta will take these setbacks and grow.
Legon Cities 2 – 0 Elmina Sharks
Following Legon Cities has been an exercise in expectations unmet. But Hans Kwofie’s surge of form notching another goal in this one has been heartening to see. As Jonah Attuquaye and Kwofie connect more and more easily, Legon looks to be laying the groundwork for a strong end of the campaign and start to the next.
TSC Backa Topola 1 – 1 Vozdovac
Again the Red Dragons needed a boost from a Milos to get the job done. This week it was Milos Pantovic who saved a point with a late goal against Backa Topola.
LAFC 2 – 0 Minnesota Utd
It was late, it was long, it was offensively frustrating to see many opportunities and now results. It was a typical trip to LA for Minnesota.
Churchill Brothers 2 – 1 Punjab FC
For the first time in a long time, Kurtis Guthrie scored but Punjab came away without any points. This is a disturbing trend that must be stopped as soon as possible. (Good thing the season ends soon anyway)
Deportiva Tachira 1 – 4 Emelec [Continental-M]
Los Bombillos delivered a tremendous result on the road in Venezuela. The win vaulted them into second place in their Copa Libertadores group, and may prove invaluable as Tachira is their closest rival for that second spot. Sebastian Rodriguez played the hero with a hat trick to seal the victory.
News & Notes
Special Guest Star: GRANDMA!

Your mom took a much deserved break this weekend with a trip down to San Diego to see her sister. Meanwhile you boys stuck it out in a cold and drizzly Minnesota with me and Grandma Bekka, who has invaluable insights of her own to offer each and every day: including why Tron is both an allegory for our dependence on technology, and just plain old cool. She also deeply appreciated your boys’ taste in movies as we treated her to granola snacks, Big Hero 6, and Into the Spiderverse. It was pretty great.
Explaining Oaxaca
I was sure it was a mistake. I knew the first leg score. I was watching the second leg tracker as I rocked Owen to sleep. Then I saw the final whistle and checked social media for a celebratory post: only to find the phrase “Termina el partido y nuestra participación en el #Clausura2022” or “The Game ends and so does our participation in [the league]”. I couldn’t figure it out. So…How does a team that won the spring season, and the first leg, and the two legs combined get eliminated from the Championship playoffs?
Well, by bringing along one more player than they were supposed to.

(Photo From D1SoftballNews.com)
By bringing one extra player senior player than they were allowed for the first leg against Cimarrones, Alebrijes saw their 3-1 win wiped out and turned into a 1-0 loss. With that result, the goalless draw gave Cimarrones all they needed to advance. Credit where it’s due, Alebrijes owned the mistake and took their consequence professionally. It’s certainly not how any of us would like their season to end but…it is what it is. And now, it’s on to proving the strength in the 2022-2023 Season.
Le Sigh..
Grenoble’s draw against Amiens wasn’t the stuff of legend, but it was almost enough. Vincent Hognon’s team provided enough defense resilience to stop Amiens from getting the win and the point was enough to put all the pressure on Rodez to win against top of the table Toulouse….but the dogs did it. So Grenoble will have their status as a Ligue 2 team depend entirely on their next two matches. A point from either the home game against Ajaccio or the road game in Paris will save them, but Quevilly and Rodez still have some fight in them.
Is there a word in German for Grateful yet Frustrated Goodbye?

*Other than Dankbar frustiert Auf Wiedersehn?*
Because that’s what we have to say to Nico Schlotterbeck, who was confirmed as signing with much bigger side Borussia Dortmund. It makes sense, and might help Nico make it to Qatar in December, but…sigh…we sure liked him in Freiburg (we better get another platinum blond defender to continue the Robin Koch, Nico Schlotterbeck trend)…hmmm…PlatinblondTschuss?
Player of the Week
This would be a lot easier if only one person would have a good game at a time. Do you tip the cap to Sebastian Rodriguez for the hattrick? Milos Pantovic for playing a vital role in two wins? Both would be deserving, but we’re going to give a final tip of the cap to the team leading our league at this point: Alebrijes de Oaxaca, specifically one of the team leaders, a sterling defender and a man who chipped in three goals throughout the season: Ernesto Reyes.
Standings Update
It’s a great time to be a fan, as all but one team has a winning record this year, and even they (Grenoble) are in fine form lately. I can’t remember the last time Vozdovac was this high on the standings…they must be carrying the mythical flying creature flag…sorry Oaxaca.
| Team | W | D | L | PPG | GFA | GAA |
| Alebrijes de Oaxaca | 10 | 5 | 3 | 1.94 | 1.3 | 0.7 |
| Freiburg | 14 | 7 | 5 | 1.88 | 2.2 | 1.5 |
| Legon Cities | 8 | 5 | 4 | 1.71 | 1.4 | 0.7 |
| Minnesota | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1.70 | 1.3 | 0.8 |
| Rosenborg | 7 | 3 | 5 | 1.60 | 1.6 | 0.9 |
| Punjab | 7 | 3 | 5 | 1.60 | 1.9 | 1.6 |
| FK Vozdovac | 5 | 4 | 4 | 1.46 | 1.4 | 0.9 |
| Ross County | 6 | 5 | 5 | 1.44 | 1.1 | 1.3 |
| Emelec | 6 | 6 | 6 | 1.33 | 1.7 | 1.4 |
| Grenoble | 8 | 3 | 12 | 1.17 | 1.1 | 1.4 |
| University of Montana–b | — | — | — | — | — | — |
b–Team is between seasons
What’s Next
Wednesday, May 4th
Rosenborg v. Stabaek [F]
Thursday, May 5th
Friday, May 6th
Saturday, May 7th
Punjab FC v Sreenidi Deccan
Freiburg v. Union Berlin [M]
Ross County v. Motherwell
Grenoble v AC Ajaccio [M]
Minnesota United v Cincinnati [M]
Emelec v. Macara [F]
Emelec v. Mushuc Runa [M]
Sunday, May 8th
SC Freiburg v. SGS Essen [F]
LSK Kvinner v. Rosenborg BK [F]
Stromsgodset v. Rosenborg [M]
Grenoble v. Le Puy [F]
Monday, May 9th
Accra Lions v. Legon Cities
Cukaricki v. Vozdovac

















