Recaps
Emelec 1 – 0 Huracan (M-South American Cup)
Los Bombillos won! And they did it without Miller Bolanos doing everything!! And it was in a continental competition!!! Cain Jair Fara delivered a perfectly timed and placed header to show that Emelec’s reinforced defense is just as valuable as their internationally experienced striker.
Vozdovac 2 – 1 FK Radnicki
The Dragons flew back in fine form (which is especially welcome after their rocky start to the 2023 year). Bogdan Jocic had himself a game with a supremely cheeky back heel for Vozdovac’s first big chance and then a blistering shot from distance to record the first goal. Vozdovac kept the pressure up consistently to handle the match with ease.
Bayern Munchen 8 – 2 SC Freiburg (F)
This uh…this was not good…
Hearts 6 – 1 Ross County
This was also rough…I mean…oooh boy…
Rosenborg BK 0 – 1 LSK Kvinner (F)
It may not be a massive rivalry to the minds of many, but I always look at these games between Rosenborg and Lillestrom’s finest as a top tier show down in the Toppserien. The win is particularly big given that it ended Rosenborg’s winning streak and opened the door for Valerenga to jump up into first place.
Seattle Sounders 0 – 1 Minnesota (M)
It’s never easy to go into Seattle and get points from one of the most prestigious teams on the West coast. The Loons have gotten one win and one draw out of the twelve matches the two teams have held. This match was much like the others, Minnesota couldn’t seem to get things going and spent most of the match playing defense….almost successfully.
Karela United 0 – 2 Legon Cities
Michael Otou continues to be in some pretty spectacular form, with another goal ripped from an impressive distance. Kofi Kordzi put together a fabulous run to make another goal possible for Alex Aso. And Legon got a much needed win in the Royal derby
Freiburg 4 – 0 Schalke 04 (M)
I came home to do some frantic cleaning during your Sunday school, and for my time I got the reward of a big Freiburg win with Michael Gregositch being in the perfect place at the perfect time for his second goal. An excellent touch from Ritsu Doan setting up Lucas Holer and a very nice play by my new favorite name: Merlin Rohl (who at 20 years old, could have been my student when Alex was born…he wasn’t, obviously, but…oooh boy…feeling old.)
Rosenborg 1 – 1 Sandefjord (M)
While the women struggled, Rosenborg’s men rose to the occasion with a tremendously timed Carlo Holse goal that seemed to defy physics as it squirted through legs and arms and every part of the defense before hitting the net deep into injury time. (Kudos to another cheeky assist, this one from Canadian Jayden Nelson)
Musuc Runa 0 – 0 Emelec (M)
A goalless draw is hardly note worthy, but hey, Emelec extended their not losing streak!!
Grenoble Foot 4 – 0 Clermont Foot (F)
Apparently when it rains it pours for Grenoble! They grabbed their third straight win after seven winless rounds to start 2023. Could things be peaking just in time for the World Cup? (Florsie Joseph’s two goals certainly give us hope!)
Bordeaux 3 – 0 Grenoble (M)
Bordeaux does seem to be well on track for promotion, while Grenoble has settled in neatly into the middle of the table, and in that way this was absolutely unsurprising.
Detroit City FC 1 – 3 Minnesota United (M-Cup)
Detroit City got out to a great start and held the lead at half-time, but Minnesota came roaring back with both Luis Amarilla and recent debutant Emmanuel Iwe smashing it (the second off of a–you guessed it–cheeky assist from Franco Frangapane), and moving the team through to the fourth round of the US Open Cup.
Legon Cities 2 – 0 Accra Lions
The Royals are so hot right now, it’s basically like trying to drink Nkatekwan fresh off the boil. This time it was Kofi Kordzi and Ebenezer Armegah who got the big goals, and their three game winning streak couldn’t have come at a better time, boosting them up to tenth in the league. Though with only five points between them and the relegation spots, there’s no time to rest.
Novi Pazar 0 – 1 FK Vozdovac
Borisav Burmaz has been arguably the most integral and decisive attacker in recent Vozdovac history. Perhaps never more so than getting the stoppage time goal to give them a big win over Novi Pazar. At the same time, quietly consistent keeper Andrija Katic’s excellent defense continued to keep Vozdovac in matches that they might otherwise capitulate in.
Raya2Expansion 2 – 0 Alebrijes
And just like that Alebrijes’ season is over. (I know it surprised me too) After their single round against the other teams int he Liga de Expansion Clausura they got their playoff game against Raya2 last night, and…it was over before it really got going. Raya2 scored twice in the first half and there was not much of a path back after that. Ah well, we can always look forward to the new wild uniforms the Oaxacans debut when the 2023 Apertura opens in the summer. (Man, Mexico, I need more clarity on the beginning and end of your seasons….)
News & Notes
Vozdovac takes the top of the split
The Dragons are back in action this week, and they’re taking flight among the top tier of the Serbian league, including the Belgrade duopoly (and surprising interlopes: Cukarici, and Backa Topola). Realistically Vozdovac are 18 points out from qualifying for European action, so they’re while they get to play against the best local competition, it’s pretty clear where they’re going to land.
Ross County takes the low road
The Staggies on the other hand will have nothing but meaningful games from here on out. There’s just five games between them and a demotion to the second tier of Scottish Soccer. They’ll have to make up four points on their nearest rivals to get out of trouble with the final match of the year against fellow battlers Kilmarnock looming especially large. They only have two home matches, but given that they’ve been a better than other teams on the road this year, maybe that’s a good thing? Or maybe I’m desperate.
We Missed One
In the rush of trying to track games across the league we admittedly missed one: Legon Cities loss to Bibiani Gold Stars in the Ghanaian Cup. (You know this wouldn’t happen if it was easier to follow cups than leagues…looks pointedly at federations without sponsorships that raise the profile…)
Player of the Week
There were plenty of cheeky moments throughout this week, young players finding clever ways to tap the ball here and there and everywhere. But we can’t help but give the recognition to a man who has both scored, and defended like a champion while boosting his team to a strong showing of late: Legon’s Defensive Midfielder Michael Otou, c’mon down you’re the player of the week
Standings
There’s a new team at the top, a new team at the bottom, and two new teams on their breaks.
Rosenborg’s less than perfect week slipped them down a notch so Punjab could move back into our local league lead. Emelec made a big move (which is just proof that winning three helps, losing three hurts, and getting a mix of results has a mix of results). Alebrijes’ loss wrapped up their part of this season with an unconvincing showing, while Vozdovac’s pair of wins vaulted them out of the bottom position…and let Ross County fall there.
| Team | W | D | L | PPG | GFA | GAA |
| Punjab–b | 12 | 2 | 3 | 2.24 | 2.29 | 0.94 |
| Rosenborg | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1.89 | 1.22 | 0.44 |
| Minnesota | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1.56 | 1.22 | 1.00 |
| Emelec | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1.44 | 1.11 | 1.11 |
| Grenoble | 12 | 4 | 13 | 1.38 | 1.07 | 1.21 |
| Legon Cities | 6 | 7 | 5 | 1.38 | 1.17 | 0.94 |
| Freiburg | 10 | 5 | 12 | 1.30 | 1.26 | 1.74 |
| Alebrijes–b | 5 | 5 | 8 | 1.11 | 1.33 | 1.39 |
| Vozdovac | 4 | 2 | 7 | 1.08 | 0.77 | 1.62 |
| Ross County | 3 | 3 | 9 | 0.80 | 1.00 | 1.47 |
| Montana–b | 0 | 0 | 0 | — | — | — |
b–Team is between seasons
What’s Next
Thursday, April 27th
Friday, April 28th
Emelec v. Independente del Valle (M)
Saturday, April 29th
Koln v. Freiburg (M)
Rosenborg BK v. Lyn Football (F)
Grenoble v. Niort (M)
Vojvodina v. Vozdovac
Sunday, April 30th (Grandma Bekka’s Birthday!)
Dreams FC v. Legon Cities
Odd v Rosenborg (M)
Minnesota v. Dallas (M)
Monday, May 1st
Tuesday, May 2nd
Avaldsnes v. Rosenborg BK 
Freiburg v. RB Leipzig (M-Cup)
Wednesday, May 3rd
Rosenborg v. Brann (M)
Guarani v. Emelec (M-South American Cup)
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