Recaps
Juventus 1 – 0 Freiburg (M-Europa League)
It seemed for a while like Freiburg would get a draw against one of the legendary teams of Europe in that team’s legendary stadium. But Juve did what has made them a legendary team and found a way to win. Not all hope is lost, if Freiburg wins at home (and doesn’t allow Juve to score) they can advance.
Emelec 2 – 1 Deportivo Cuenca (M-Copa Sudamericano)
There was some joy in continental competition, as Emelec snagged another spot destined for an Ecuadorian team in the Southamerican version of the Europa league. Miller Bolanos capitalized on one of the best dummy runs you’ll ever see by Samuel Sosa. Bolanos also netted the winner after Cuenca had equalized from the penalty spot. It’s becoming a habit for him.
Grenoble 2 – 1 Annecy (M)
After some underwhelming results, Grenoble got a key victory in the battle between the best sides in the French Alps. Mathias Phaeton made the most of his start up top, finding a way to work free and clear when the ball bounced into the box. Jordy Gaspar pegged an assist and a few crucial bits of defending to help Grenoble top their regional rivals.
Minnesota 1 – 1 NY Red Bulls
Bongokuhle Hlongwane got the Loons first goal in the snowy confines of St Paul, and after New York got even after a pressurized attack at the start of the second half, Minnesota had most of the opportunities to win. But as the score line shows…they didn’t.
Radnicki Nis 2 – 3 Vozdovac
The Dragons love clean sheets. They either take one (usually against the best teams in Serbia) or they enforce one (on pretty much anybody else). This marked only the fifth time in 26 matches this season that both teams scored. Given that they’ve won three, drawn one, and lost one, maybe they could play a little more aggressively and trust that the defense will see them through, especially as Milos Krunic was superb in goal throughout the first half. Mihajlo Neskovic continued his strong form with another goal, and Niska Vujanovic notched one that was drilled so hard he got offered a carpentry job.
Punjab FC 2 – 0 TRAU
It was a triumphant homecoming for Punjab as they finished off the I-League campaign lifting the trophy that they so richly deserved. They did take a little time to trounce their opponents before the party got underway, with (who else) Luka Macjen netting twice (including once from an “I dare you” chip shot) to complete a superb 12 match unbeaten run for the Warriors. (Enjoy the highlights and do stay for the award ceremony celebration)
Freiburg 2 – 1 Hoffenheim (M)
The best of the Black Forest looked to be heading for another underwhelming result in a week full of them, when Ristu Doan slashed a volley on a low cross and snatched a late winner. Freiburg continues to linger on the outer edges of the German title picture, so hopefully whatever happens against Juventus, they’ll be playing meaningful football for the next several months.
Saint Etienne 4 – 0 Grenoble (F)
The ladies of Grenoble struggled against an undefeated Saint Etienne side, as you might expect. Franny Arpine helped solidify the win for the top team in the table with an own goal. The loss drops Grenoble to 10th place in their league, but only 4 points separate them from 6th place…so…who knows.
Berekum Chelsea 1 – 0 Legon Cities
The Royals know…that things are really bleak. Another loss for Legon sees them drop into the relegation zone for Ghana’s Premier League. A year of refocusing may not be the worst thing, but we would sorely miss some of the elite talent that would likely look to leave as soon as the final whistle blows. (Of course there are still 13 matches to go, so things can change, it just doesn’t feel very optimistic around the Royals right now.
SGS Essen 2 – 1 SC Freiburg (F)
Adding to the pessimist punch bowl, the Frauen from Freiburg lost their perfect record against lower table teams when Essen broke out at the start of the second half. Worse there was also an early departure for Hasret Kayicki and general disarray for the attack.
Viking 2 – 0 Rosenborg (M-Cup)
Yes our Norwegian friends are back in action! And they’re also immediately out of it! Truthfully, the fact that Rosenborg’s last round of the Cup came back in June 2022, raises the question of how reliable any of this is. After all, they had time to sign a prolific striker, and sell him between the two rounds.
Emelec v. Tecnico Universitario (M): Postponed
The entire Ecuadorian league was put on a pause this weekend. (See the note below for more information and some total fiction)
Alebrijes 2 – 2 UDG
The first half was pretty tame, but when the skies opened up and rain started to fall in the second, the goals poured in as well (which isn’t too surprising given how poor both team’s defenses have been this season) Alebrijes took the lead, twice. They gave it back, twice. Julio Cruz and Ernesto Reyes got the goals and Octavio Paz (not the poet) gave them back. Still a point is a help for Alebrijes.
News & Notes
More interesting reasons Emelec’s game got cancelled
Choose for yourself the reason why Ecuador’s league was cancelled this week:
- The League went on a special Turtle watching expidition in the Galapagos Islands (to learn your boys favorite spanish word: Tortuga!)
- A truly terrible round of farts went through every locker room and no one could be near eachother.
- The tv broadcasters asked for a rescheduling for undisclosed reasons
- Queen Elsa of Arandelle froze every field and the league had to call in the super hot laser blasts of Iron Man to thaw it.
One of those reasons is true (hint: it’s the boring business one), the others should amuse my children. I know which I prefer.
Speaking of TV
For the first time in…well…ever…I watched the Loons on our TV downstairs. This was made possible by the Loons league making a new and stunning deal to put all their games on a computer streaming service rather than regular TV (which your mom and I stopped having). This is a new move in sports TV, while you can get some matches for some leagues in other countries on line (as we sometimes do with Freiburg), this is a big local league wide gamble. If it pays off you boys will probably never know another way of doing it. If not…well…this will be an odd bit of trivia.
Punjab Wins all the Awards
Most movie awards this weekend went to a oddball movie that involved hot-dog fingers, body slams, and googly eyes.
Most Indian Hero League awards went to Roundglass Punjab, who celebrated their status as the top team in the league with awards for Best Goalie (Kiran Limbu), Best Midfielder (Juan Mera), Best Coach (Staikos Vergetis). And with his two goals Luka Macjen won both the Golden Boot (for most goals scored) and the league MVP (since they’re sponsored by Hero motorcycles, they named the MVP the “League Hero” award…because they’re clever)
Dayne St. Clair: Style All-Star
’nuff said
Player of the Week
It’s hard to settle on a player of the week. While Punjab can rightly lay claim to another trophy, their win was more matter of fact than inspiring. Vozdovac got a great showing from their goalie to keep them in a tightly contested match, but I’m going to give the edge to Ritsu Doan who’s late goal made a huge impact on the mood around Freiburg (despite his goalless drought, he’s been so fundamental to making space for others–and for inspiring in the World Cup that I think he’s overdue for some recognition)
(from Kyodo Times)
Standings
Rosenborg broke the streak of starting seasons with wins, and in so doing saved Ross County from dropping to the bottom of the table (just six more months until Montana kicks off!). Meanwhile Punjab again claimed the top spot but they won’t be resting on their laurels as the Indian Super Cup will kick off in April with more drama afoot and a chance to see RoundGlass against their future Super League rivals.
| Team | W | D | L | PPG | GFA | GAA |
| Punjab | 11 | 2 | 1 | 2.50 | 2.64 | 0.79 |
| Emelec | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2.00 | 1.67 | 1.00 |
| Minnesota | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2.00 | 1.00 | 0.50 |
| Freiburg | 6 | 3 | 6 | 1.40 | 1.53 | 1.87 |
| Grenoble | 7 | 4 | 9 | 1.25 | 1.00 | 1.20 |
| Vozdovac | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1.14 | 0.71 | 1.71 |
| Legon Cities | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1.00 | 0.82 | 1.09 |
| Alebrijes | 2 | 4 | 5 | 0.91 | 1.27 | 1.45 |
| Ross County | 2 | 3 | 5 | 0.90 | 1.10 | 1.10 |
| Rosenborg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1.00 |
| Montana–b | 0 | 0 | 0 | — | — | — |
b–Team is between seasons
What’s Next
Thursday, March 16th
Freiburg v. Juventus (M-European Cup–Freiburg trails 1-0)
Friday, March 17th
Saturday, March 18th
Livingston v. Ross County
Cukariki v. Vozdovac
Sochaux v. Grenoble (M)
Delfin v. Emelec
Colorado v. Minnesota (M)
Sunday, March 19th
Freiburg v. Hoffenheim (F)
Legon Cities v. Aduana Stars
Mainz v. Freiburg (M)
Monday, March 20th
Tuesday, March 21st
Mineros v. Alebrijes
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